I went to the store

 Saw and ugly boy who looked like a boar

So I disobedient to ignore

Him, I saw a girl who was so cottagecore

She looked like she has lore

I asker for her name, she said door 

And I said step on me because I’m a floor

So we went to four

Seasons Orlando, and I started war

With homophobes who looked like they’re four

I said they were an eye soar 

I wanted to smack them with an oar

I decided not, so I kissed door on the seashore

Are you boiling water? Because you make water vapor

I kinda want to take door to homegoods to get some home decor

so we went to the ground floor

I fell on the hardwood floor

So I bought a lesbian flag because queen never cry