There was a pop up “join the military for kids”, so I thought it would be fun to join, then when they made me go bald, I would run away. I went up to the sign up table and asked to sign up, they said yes and told me to tie up my hair and go to the waiting area ( when you’re a girl in the military, you don’t have to go bald.) So I tied up my hair with a tape measurer (it's the dream world). I thought since it went my way, I might do it, but then I was like, when do I have time? So I checked the paper and it said Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday, apparently they hate Wednesday. So I walked around then Barney (code name for my older brother) said that he might join, so apparently he did, then I looked at the bald station, it was a bin where people would sit in, then kids shaved their heads, I looked in the bin, and there was like, hair. So I got bored a walked around the place like before but, “homophobe” says on the speakers “ all kids must go to the station they were assigned at birth” so I ran away, and woke up.