5,4,3,2,1, blast off! I’m soaring into space in my rocket with my Blahaj, you might be thinking, “why are you in a rocket?” So my name is Jessie blue, and I’m trans. I've been on E for 4 years now, with one missed day, today. I ran out yesterday, but I didn’t feel like getting off the couch, so I just stayed and chugged monster. Today I was like, Holy Blahaj, I ran out of E, so I had the gayest run to the pharmacy to pick up some, but ghasp, they were sold old “sorry we just don’t have them,” said the lady that looked like a man yesterday, so I thought I would go to planet tranny. I dug a hole in nasa, but I don’t own any shovels, so I went to Amazon and bought a gay rocket,  that runs on moans. I moaned and it was ready for takeoff. 5,4,3,2,1, Blast off! Me and Blahaj are soaring into the stars. We landed on planet tranny. So we scooped up the E, ignored the milky white, sticky liquid, I clicked control Z, and I was back home. And that’s the day in the life of a transfem.